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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:40

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??